Wednesday, March 20, 2013

For A Taste Of Your Elegant Pride (John Barlow & Bob Weir - "Hell in a Bucket")



As we have been preparing for the Pesach holiday, running to various supermarkets in Toronto, bringing up the Pesach dishes, kashering the oven, cleaning, and cooking while simultaneously get children to their various activities and still take care of my responsibilities at work, I had a very interesting phone conversation with our son. I had just finished meeting with a family in preparation for a funeral. I called my wife to check in and to check if she needed me to pick run any errands. Our son answered the cell phone. He was talking very quietly and I asked him where he was. “Mommy took us to the mall because one of your daughters needed a blouse or something.” I asked why he was talking so softly. “I don’t want mommy or your daughters to hear what I am about to say. I hate going to the mall with them. I hate shopping with them. Girls have cooties. Please pick me up and get me out of here.”  The poor kid sounded like this was his one call from jail. Thankfully he couldn’t see me smiling. I agreed with him regarding his assessment about girls. “Yes, when I was your age, girls have cooties. Trust me, as you get older you will realize that they don’t.” I re-assured him that they would be leaving in a few minutes as our son had to get to his activity anyway.  I hung up and thought about what our son had said and thought about myself when I was eight. After all, when we little boys still feared the girls, and thought of them as “gross”, the boy who was the Cootie Doctor held an enormous amount of power. He determined who had been rendered contaminated. Make no mistake, the Cootie Doctor made it very clear, just touching the girl, accidentally grazing her arm, let alone her punching you after you pulled her pig tails, rendered us boys contaminated. Only the Cootie Doctor could re-purify us. It was only now, after listening to my son explain that he too thought that girls have cooties that I realize if the Cootie Doctor had any entrepreneurial spirit whatsoever, he could have made a tidy fortune off of every eight year old boy’s perspective on girls.
This Shabbat we read from Parsha Tzav. While the previous Parsha, VaYikra spoke of the various rules and regulations for the number of offerings; the Parsha focused upon Bnai Yisroel, the types of animals that are brought for Korbonot (usually animal offerings) and what happens to the animal at the time of the Korbonot. In Parshat Tzav, the first two chapters, focus is upon the role of the Kohanim, the priests, their entitlements, their privileges and the responsibilities in the sacrificial process. Some offering are to be burned completely and the Kohen is not entitled to anything, and some other offerings are NOT to be burned completely and the Kohen is entitle to the food that is left over.
The Torah text suggests that the transfer of purity and impurity is similar to our “little boy” perceptions of Cooties. All we needed to do was touch or be touched and we could be rendered as pure or impure. However the notion of transferring purity and impurity wasn’t confined only to people. It could occur with our offerings and our food.  In outlining the Meal Offering the Torah explains that  Kol Zachar Bivnei Aharon Yochlena Chok Olam L’Doroteichem Mei’Ishei Adoshem Kol Asher Yigah Bahem YikdashEvery male of the children of Aharon shall eat it, an eternal portion for your generations, from the fire offerings of Hashem; whatever touches them shall become holy (6:11). Rashi clarifies that the Meal Offering state of purity is quite powerful.  If a food or vessel touches the meal offering in such a way that the second vessel absorbs the taste of the Meal Offering, then that food/vessel must be treated with the same stringencies as Meal Offering. Meaning the second vessel of food must be eaten in its entirety and in the same place as the Meal Offering is consumed. The holiness of the Meal Offering has been transferred to the second food vessel; and must be treated as holy.
Unlike children and the neighborhood “Cootie Doctor”, we adults have a difficult time with this notion of purity and impurity. Yet from a spiritual perspective it makes complete sense. If we touch things that are not holy, we are rendered unholy. If we touch things that are holy, we have become holier. There are certain behaviors, certain foods and certain people we avoid because it we may be harmed. The same holds true in the spiritual realm as well. No, we don’t have “Cootie Doctors” anymore. But as Jews throughout the world make their final preparations for the Passover Holiday, we rid our house of Chometz. We rid ourselves selves of the unholiness that chometz, (leavened grain products) represents. In so doing, we will be able to sit down at the Seder table and, like our son who will be sitting next to his sisters not worrying about “cooties”; we won’t have to worry the chametz. Instead, we will be in an elevated state of purity.

Peace,
Rav Yitz

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